Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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