Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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