how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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