Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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