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READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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