But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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