That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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