i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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