how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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