I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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