are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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