Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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