Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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