so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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