That's intense
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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