is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You're like the curious george of whores
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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