Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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