5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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