The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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