By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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