The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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