Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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