Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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