He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize
