there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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