i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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