I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
