This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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