So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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