apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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