it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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