So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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