You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
