Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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