Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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