getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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