theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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