YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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