It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
