i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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