Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I forget how to act sober
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