ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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