I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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