Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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