Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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