how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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