boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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