Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
