you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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