ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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